Like real men we’re relaxing on our thrones having an almighty dump! But the lazy fucking pig that lives in this filthy stinking bog didn’t fill the stalls with toilet roll so what are we meant to do?! Use this disgusting wretches tongue to clean our FILTHY ARSEHOLES! I make this cunt get right in there to lap all around my hole and suck every last particle of dirt from the hair surrounding my hole. What a nasty faggot bastard!!